The following is a parody of Valentine's Day. We do not recommend you follow this and try your luck. No we're joking, go ahead.

A pick-up line is the way to start a conversation with that woman who could end up being your life partner. It is the initial step towards a happily ever after. You see her in a pretty red dress with long dark hair and hazelnut eyes then it hits you. This woman could be the one who you could become the mother of your children, the woman who you celebrate all the lovely occasions of the year with, and the woman who is the first person you see in the morning and the last person you see at night. Then what do you do?

You say the most cheesiest pick-up line!

Of course it isn't the right way to start a conversation. But nevertheless some pick up lines are sometimes hilarious in a weird way and you never know, the girl could be as foolish as you and buy it!

"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

"Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!"

Honestly, all of the above mentioned lines don't really work, so I'm hoping you don't try them out. And you know what's even worse? These cheesy cliche Kuwaiti pick up lines we've illustrated here. Please, it's for your own sake.

We've rounded up the three cheesiest Kuwaiti guy pick up lines and illustrated them for you. Do they actually work? Would any of you ladies actually buy them? And guys, how many of you have tried them? Be honest, now.


Literal translation: "Father, I swear I mean marriage!"



Literal translation: "I want one just like my mother."


Literal translation: "I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you."

– Adnan Al Timimi

Illustrations by Aysha Al-Houli

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